Did you see that, Bhavesh? People are so happy.
Yes, Karan. Marriage is strange.
It changes your life.
That day has come in our lives as well.
Who would have thought?
Just think how we used to live our lives.
Life changes so fast.
Look at the plane. You'll kill us!
-What are you doing? -We did it!
Karan, are you crazy? The plane is behind us.
Take it to the right.
Let go of Sanjana. Handle the car! Sit down!
Man, you're really crazy!
Karan, you're really crazy.
First, you were driving so fast.
And then you were competing with the plane.
To top it, you were also kissing her.
One day, you'll kill yourself and take us with you.
You wouldn't understand the thrill
of kissing your girlfriend in a speeding car.
Never forget that.
You should kiss your girlfriend while speeding in a car.
Karan, you're a rock star. You drove so fast, the pilot got scared.
You two will not have even a single drink.
Why? What's your problem?
But she doesn't stop drinking.
And after four drinks, she collapses.
Six tequilas please and one...
-Hot chocolate. -Hot chocolate.
Don't you want to go to office tomorrow?
I'll be working all my life.
But such carefree crazy romantic days will never come back.
Bhavesh, please don't mind.
It feels so strange when the three of us are together.
Husband, wife, and a friend.
-Learn to be a little romantic. -Yes. Yes.
What do you mean learn to be? I'm very romantic.
-Are you? -I've saved my romance for my wife.
What do you think?
If you store so much, you'll explode like a bomb.
Some things rot if they are stored for too long.
It's my music release tomorrow.
Karan, I hope you've given him the invite.
-Be there on time, you two. -Yes, of course.
This is the Sea Point. Where's Jeet?
That's him over there.
Hurry up.
Hi, babe.
Welcome, counselor.
Who was she?
She's my client. She got her divorce last night.
You must have gotten her the divorce.
Come on, man. It's my business.
But I'm not one of those who get you a divorce,
take their fees, and don't know you outside the court.
I've alleviated her sorrow all night.
She has smiled after a lot of efforts.
And the moment she smiled, she looked beautiful.
-Nice suit. -It's her husband's.
This is her husband's watch.
And the shoes, too.
You're using his wife.
At least you shouldn't have touched his belongings.
If a woman keeps her husband's things, she'll be reminded of him.
If that is so, she won't marry again.
If she doesn't marry again, she will not get divorce again.
My business will see a slump.
You know how my heart is.
We have to learn some things from him.
-Yes, we have to. -Yes, I'll teach you.
So, what are we doing today?
Anyway, where are we going?
-Caprice. -Let's go to Bukhara.
-No, man. Caprice. -What's wrong with Bukhara?
If we go to Caprice, I'll be able to do two things.
-Which ones? -We'll have dinner.
And a music function is being held there.
-We can attend that, too. -Who is the singer?
Sanjana.
Six months ago, she was writing a novel.
The publisher went bankrupt.
Now she has started to sing. She'll make the music companies bankrupt.
What kind of a friend are you?
She may not be such a bad singer.
Karan, you must have heard her sing. Tell him.
I don't know much about music.
-But she has a good voice. -Yes, I've heard that.
-Have you heard her singing? -No.
I had heard that a person is blinded by love.
The first lover who has gone deaf in love.
Since you're insisting so much, let's check it out.
Let's check whether she's out of tune,
or a bad singer, or a very bad singer.
-Sanjana's father must be happy today. -You love him so much.
I love the daughter, not her father.
There he is.
Let's get away from the baldy. Over there.
The cuckoo sings
My heart searches for a lover
My heart searches
The cuckoo sings
When you sing
It hurts a lot
When you sing out of tune
Is it a tune or
I agree you're a singer
You're singing in rhythm
But tell me
What happened to the tune?
Her voice is like
A punishment for your ears
Whoever hears it
Says, enough, it's enough
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't harass us
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't sing so badly
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't harass us
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't sing so badly
The cuckoo sings
My heart searches for a lover
My heart searches
The cuckoo sings
She has taken my heart
She says she loves me
Whatever she sings
I like it
She sings out of tune
She strays from the rhythm
It's like a horse running
Stop her from singing
My love is profound
You've gone deaf in love
My heart is at peace
It says, enough, it's enough
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't harass us
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't sing so badly
The one who doesn't speak
The one who doesn't express her love
The one who dances in my arms
I like such a girl
Go away, you crazy lover
You're not aware
The one who listens To one's heart is the wise one
Stop this music
Come to your senses
My friend
Enough, it's enough
When you sing
It hurts a lot
When you sing out of tune
Is it a tune or
I agree you're a singer
You're singing in rhythm
But tell me
What happened to the tune?
Her voice is like
Punishment for your ears
Whoever hears it
Says, enough, it's enough
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't harass us
Don't you please, don't you please
Don't sing so badly
The cuckoo sings
My heart searches for a lover
My heart searches
The cuckoo sings
Good morning.
What?
She's Russian. She doesn't know English.
How will I face my family?
She has taken something of mine which she can't return.
If Dad finds out, I'll be dead.
Everything is over.
What happened? Why are you shouting?
My Gujarati film has been dubbed in Russian.
Someone spiked my drink. That's why I don't drink.
What you are thinking, it has happened.
But not with you.
I was alleviating her sorrow.
You mean you, me, and her in the same bed?
God forbid.
Give her some proper gift if you have to.
Give her diamonds. Give her dollars.
Before buying a car, you first become an expert in driving a car.
I mean, are you learning anything?
Or else you'll ruin your car.
Haven't you heard this,
"If a rookie plays, it's an insult to the game."
It's important to love before marriage.
Living with each other without knowing each other?
There's a tradition of arranged marriages in our family.
And those marriages have been successful.
Love marriages have been more successful.
Now look, Sanjana and I know each other very well.
Our life after marriage will also be good.
Pardon me, friends. I'm a lawyer.
I've witnessed many divorces in court.
You know what's the greatest reason for divorce?
Marriage.
Let me have an arranged marriage. Then just watch.
-Good morning, Jeet. -Hi.
Here comes your father's daughter-in-law.
Take her as your bride.
The whole family will be ready to do the Dandiya with her.
Sweet butter, taste it.
His father won't allow such a girl in his office.
Keeping her in his house is distance dream.
Although he lived here,
he hasn't abandoned his values and culture.
He has spoiled you in the name of culture.
Do one thing.
Take Ekta Kapoor home and introduce her to your father.
She'll make a new TV soap.
The Hitler of Gujarat Darshan Manibhai Patel.
Hail Lord Krishna.
I don't want sweet pickle. I want sweet mangoes.
Yes, Father.
-Mom, breakfast. -It's ready, son.
Daughter-in-law.
-Yes, Dad. -What's this?
Comb his hair.
-Yes. Come on, Dhruv. -What happened?
If you don't teach him about our values and culture,
he will grow up and behave like a foreigner.
I won't go to school. Everyone laughs at me.
Because of my hairstyle, everyone calls me Gujju,
and they call me an oil can.
You know that grandpa doesn't like all this.
Dad, the sample of the new pickle which arrived from India...
-I've tasted it. It's less spicy. -Yes.
Dad, they have prepared it as per the international taste.
In my opinion, we should take it.
It's cheap and the foreigners can eat it, too.
We import this pickle to sell it to the Indians in this country.
Not to the foreigners.
That's why we are so famous.
In these 40 years, neither our taste nor our values have changed.
Hello, brother Damji. How are you?
Yes, I've found out.
The girl is very nice.
Yes.
She's beautiful.
She's not well educated, but she's good in household chores.
She's well-mannered.
She doesn't talk much.
I say, brother Damji, she's a perfect fit for your family.
Yes, do let me know. Goodbye.
Yes, now he looks human.
Dear, listen to me.
You're arranging everyone's marriage in the community.
Why don't you think about Bhavesh's marriage?
Bhavesh? He's just a kid.
He's waiting for you.
Now everything is in your hands.
Get money out of him and the promotion is yours.
The check will be in my hand in ten minutes.
You love me, don't you?
-Yes. -So come here in ten minutes.
Now you have to take the check.
Karan!
You love me so much?
I have a surprise for you.
What? Are you going to say yes to our marriage?
-Karan! You're too much! -Okay. So, what's the surprise?
I've decided to quit singing.
I don't want to sing now.
-That's a wonderful... -What?
But what happened? I mean...
What happened so suddenly, Sanju?
I mean, you have so much talent.
I mean, you have so many fans.
-I mean, your album was very successful. -Yes.
-Is everything okay, darling? -Yes, I know but...
I was not satisfied from within.
I want to do something else.
What?
How is it?
I'm speechless.
You're paintings have rendered me speechless.
Really? You like them?
Fantastic! Fantastic!
When did you paint them?
Actually, I couldn't sleep at night.
I thought, "Why shouldn't I paint?"
I painted all these in four hours.
-Four hours? -Yes!
How did you do all this?
I mean, you're so talented, Sanju.
You know what? This is exactly what Papa said.
He was so happy to see these paintings
he has organized an exhibition of my paintings this Sunday.
-This Sunday? -Yes.
-Exhibition? -Yes. We'll go together. Please.
Okay, that's fine.
Nice T-shirt.
You?
What's this?
This is Sanjana's gift to me on Father's Day.
It's a portrait of her mother.
-Your mother? -Don't you dare mention my mother!
-Relax. Whose mother is she? -This is Sanjana's mother.
She's searching her mother in me.
This portrait is about Holi. You can't see her face.
-These different colors... -Why don't you stop her?
She's going to make a fool of herself.
To top it, you're organizing an exhibition.
I'm willing to do anything for my daughter's happiness. Okay?
People will laugh at her.
I mean, she changes her profession every six months.
The sad part is that she only changes her profession,
but she doesn't change her boyfriend.
The day she changes her boyfriend, I'll be a happy man.
-First, change your T-shirt. -Of course, I'll change that.
T-shirt. Portrait of a Mother.
-You haven't seen her mother's photograph. -No.
Let me show you. I have it here. In this book about South Africa.
That man.
-Where are you guys? -We'll be there in five minutes.
Be on time sometimes at least.
Listen, let's take the taxi and not the bus.
Keep the phone down.
We still have ten days left of our honeymoon.
I left home with a budget in mind.
You had two burgers extra yesterday.
You know only how to laugh. Wait here. I'll inquire about the bus.
A prospective client.
-Excuse me. -Yes?
-Are you Indian? -Yes.
-Are you on a honeymoon? -Yes.
-Can I talk to you if you don't mind? -Of course.
How long will this go on?
Ten more days.
I mean, how long will this budget thing keep you worrying?
What can be done? We belong to the middle class.
Limited salary. Limited budget.
You're compromising with your sorrows.
What?
Look, you wanted to go by taxi today.
He was sending you by bus. He's limited by his budget.
If you ask him for a diamond, he'll give you an American diamond.
Because he's limited by his budget.
You'll tell him you'd like to deliver your baby in a private hospital.
Of course.
He'll send you to a government hospital.
You'd like to send your kid to a convent school.
He'll send the kid to a municipality school.
Because he's limited by his budget.
A woman looks after her husband all her life.
And what does she get?
-A limited budget? -It's futile thinking about this now.
Nothing can be done now.
You'd rather divorce him in 60 seconds than tolerate someone for 60 years.
-Divorce? -I'm a lawyer.
Whenever you think about divorce, think of me.
No. No. I'll call papa right now. I want a divorce right now.
My wife was here.
She was your wife. But she wants to divorce you.
If you want to meet her, you'll first have to take my appointment.
-Divorce? -Ask me in the court, rascal.
Jeet!
We haven't been out for a weekend for a while now.
That one is not free. She's sitting at the table.
The girl is free.
You're too much. Let's sit over there.
This time, we're going to Gaudini.
And I'll pay the expenses for this trip.
Really? Let's go to Mykonos.
No, pal, Gaudini.
-You tell him. -He's asking us politely. Let's go there.
You don't understand. He's paying the expenses.
So, take us to a beautiful place. Like Mekonas.
Actually, if we go to Gaudini, I'll be able to do two things.
-Which two? -First of all, we'll be on a holiday.
And there's also a painting exhibition being held there.
We'll visit that, too.
-Painting? -Yes.
Since when have you been interested in paintings?
-Just... -Whose paintings are those?
Who is the painter?
Sanjana.
You have come to the point, haven't you? Sanjana.
You'll pay.
We haven't gone out for a while now.
Why don't you come along? Do you want to get us beaten up?
Why would we get beaten up at a painting exhibit?
Didn't you hear her song?
The cuckoo sings, the cuckoo sings
-Jeet... -Why does the cuckoo sing?
Painting? Painting? Why does she paint?
She may not be so bad.
Karan, you must have seen her paintings.
Bhavesh, I don't know much about paintings.
-You don't know much about love either. -Jeet...
Pardon me, but of all the girls, you have chosen a girl
who changes her profession every six months.
She doesn't change her boyfriend every six months.
That's your bad luck. You know?
You're my friend. Can't you do this for me?
I can't do it.
I can't support your cuckoo. I am a free man. I am telling you, friend.
I have plans.
Now I have found her.
-You come with me. -Yes, of course.
Why did you stop the car?
For that.
So, shall we?
What's wrong with you guys? Sanjana! Karan! Stop!
Who knows how deep the river is?
Who knows whether it has rocks or crocodiles?
Sanjana.
-Karan! -I'm almost there.
You know the dunking!
Jeet was right. I shouldn't have come with you.
What were you guys thinking, man?
How would I face everyone if something had happened to you?
We bath every day under a shower in a bathroom.
It's a different thrill to bath in the open.
Girls love this man. They dig it.
Wild, impulsive, adventurous behavior.
Remember that.
Formula no. 151. I'll surely have a bath here with my wife.
Wow! What a beautiful room! I love you.
Mind-blowing view, I must say.
Quite cool, man.
Shower, steam, sauna, and Jacuzzi.
This is very good, but I'm sad that we're living in this grand suite,
and you've given a small single bedroom for Sanjana.
Karan, why don't you rent such a wonderful suite for her, too?
Are you out of your mind?
I've driven 200 kilometers. I've spent so much money.
I've reserved such a wonderful suite just to stay with you?
Sanjana and I will stay here.
You will stay in that room.
What? You mean, honeymoon before marriage?
Sanjana will never stay with you before marriage.
Don't even ask her. She'll feel bad.
She will never do this.
I'm very tired. Shall we rest?
Of course.
While leaving, put on the DND sign.
Bye, Bhavesh.
Formula no.152.
Whenever I take my wife out, I'll bring her to this suite.
-Smile, please. -Okay.
Jeet? Here? Karan, look, Jeet's here.
Oh, no.
Jeet, you were the missing link.
The whole world waits for Jeet. I don't know what your problem is.
Anyway, what are you two doing here?
-Are you asking us? -Hello.
Yesterday, you said to us, I'm very busy.
-I've got to meet my clients. -She's a client. She's a client.
-Hi. -She got divorced yesterday, right?
I had to convince her yesterday.
-You must have been convinced, too. -I couldn't.
That's why I brought her here, this far.
Doesn't she look innocent and naive?
I wish she could recognize how innocent you are.
-A couple more meetings and she will. -Won't you introduce her?
Of course.
Hey, two more sad girls are coming.
Why don't you convince them?
They're your two previous clients, too.
Aren't they?
I didn't call them here.
Anyway, I've rid them of their sorrow.
She's still sad. Excuse me, guys.
I'll alleviate your sorrow. Payback time, Jeet.
Look how Jeet gets beaten up.
Who is it?
Hello. Hello.
What did you say to them? Tell me.
You won't understand. This is Jeet's mantra.
Why don't you give me Jeet's mantra?
You're going to get married after you're 50.
Until then, make do with Ayurvedic medicinal herbs.
That's what I'm saying.
-Who knows? I might use it after marriage. -That's in the future.
At least tell me what Jeet's mantra is.
You have a regular girlfriend. What's your problem?
Who knows? I might need it in future.
-Since you're insisting... -Shut up!
You're asking him for the mantra in front of me?
So that you can roam around with girls, like him.
Drop it to the ground Drop it to the ground
Hey drop it, drop it, drop it All the way to the ground
Chica wind, chica grind, chica
We don't really, really mind, chica
Darling, wait up
Tell me, why are you annoyed with me?
Chica wind, chica grind, chica
Darling, wait up
Tell me, why are you annoyed with me?
This is a little punishment Of being in love
This is just the beginning
Just wait and watch What happens in the future
That's right
Just wait and watch What happens in the future
Chica wind, chica grind, chica
We don't really, really mind chica
When you move, when you groove chica
You say ooo la la ooo chica
Just tell me why are you so angry with me?
What wrong have he done? Smile!
You've started hating me in just a moment
Don't just leave me
Don't just leave him
Don't bore me with your talks
Don't shed crocodile tears to impress me
Leave me alone, just go back home
Now I really know you, I really do
You've been possessed by love
You still haven't understood anything
Just wait and watch What happens in the future
That's right
Just wait and watch What happens in the future
See that, stop it, drop it to the ground
Drop it to the ground, drop it, drop it
Drop it, all the way to the ground
Forget what's happened
Let me come close to you
Let me tell you how much I love you
Come around now, darling, come around
Don't think I'm Juliet and you're Romeo
Don't show me false dreams
Don't try to impress me With your sweet talks
They don't impress me much
If things go so wrong They can never be mended
You can never pacify your girlfriend
Just wait and watch What happens in the future
That's right
Just wait and watch What happens in the future
Chica wind, chica grind, chica
We don't really, really mind chica
Chica wind, chica grind, chica
We don't really, really mind chica
Wind, chica grind, chica
We don't really, really mind chica
All my paintings have been bought.
Who bought such bad paintings?
I'm also confused.
I'm surprised.
I just can't put two and two together.
But I've lost all sense of logic.
So, the question is who bought the paintings?
Sanjana shouldn't know that I bought the paintings.
No, sir. Leave alone Sanjana.
Nobody will know that you bought the paintings.
Papa, I'm about to gift one of my paintings to Karan.
He won't understand what you've painted.
Papa, he'll like his painting.
Her paintings were bad.
I mean, what was so special in them which we couldn't see?
We'll have to ask those art lovers.
I swear.
Why are you saying that? Her paintings had depth.
-That's why people bought them quickly. -Yes.
You're saying that? You liked those paintings?
If I dip my neighbor's dog in paint and let him run on the canvas,
that painting will be better than her paintings.
Really?
Come on, Karan. You're being rude, man.
-Rude? -Yes, rude.
There is a depth in a painting. It is kind of subjective.
You missed it. You didn't look at the frame properly.
Yeah!
Had you seen the frame, you wouldn't say this.
I'm seeing it right now. You, too, look.
I guess I'll have to take another look.
Why don't you understand her singing?
She's such a good singer. The cuckoo sings...
Right?
It seemed like a train running.
Kuke, Kuke
She sings worse than the beggars singing in Mumbai trains.
You haven't seen her sing.
You don't see, you listen to someone sing.
No, you should see sometimes.
Forget all this useless talk. Karan, can't you keep quiet?
Why should I keep quiet? I have to praise her falsely.
Why should I lie to my friends?
All right. Just turn around and look.
-Look at what? -Just look. Come on, look.
Sanjana...
-Sanju, I... -Don't utter a word!
Whatever you say will be a lie.
I don't regret that you don't find any talent in me.
But whatever you can say to your friends,
why can't you say it to me?
-Sanju, I... -Shut up!
Sanju...
Sanju, I am sorry.
-What are you doing? -I hate him, Papa.
I don't want to see Karan's face again!
He just... I broke up with him!
Broke up?
-Break this, too. -Papa, what are you doing?
If you can't tolerate your sorrow, I can't tolerate such happiness.
If you've really broken up with him, then bring down this house.
Break down these walls.
Break the sky. My daughter is back.
Hug me, my dear.
You've done the right thing by breaking up with him. Don't cry.
She's angry. It's futile to wait here.
She listens to you. Go talk to her.
-Listen, Sanjana... -Listen, Bhavesh, you're like my brother.
But don't tell me anything about Karan.
I know what's in his heart.
Sanjana, there's only you in his heart.
-What rubbish, Bhavesh? -I swear.
Don't listen to me. Look for yourself.
You're annoyed with him and he's been worried all day.
What is this, if not love?
Tell me frankly, can you live without him?
Let me explain what your problem is. Actually, it's not just you.
This is the problem with Indians all over the world.
They go abroad but they fall in love with only Indian girls.
They understand our language and they get angry.
Look at her. Say anything to her, she doesn't get angry.
-How are you, flat-nosed? -Yes.
Yes, she's smiling.
You know, love needs no language.
Sit. Have a seat.
She has a sister who is still single. I can introduce you to her.
-Tell her that you're very sad. -Jeet, I don't want to meet anyone.
Okay, I'm glad. Only talking, no touching.
Why do you look so sad?
-It's a long story. -Sanjana...
Don't look back. Karan is with a girl.
-With a girl? -Yeah.
I asked Karan some time to think about it.
But he couldn't wait even for a day?
-Sanjana is here as well. -What?
Don't look back. She asked for some time.
Your order, ma'am.
You're right. What is she doing?
It looks like she's sipping Tequila.
-Tequila? What? -Yes.
Don't look back.
-What's happening over there now? -Would you like one?
-That girl is offering Karan a lollypop. -Lolly what?
Yes.
Looks like she has downed two pegs.
She loses control after four pegs. She will collapse.
-She's kissing him. -Kiss?
-What happened? -Three down!
-Oh, no. -Don't look back.
-Four down! -God!
Sit down.
I'll teach him a lesson.
He boasts about loving me and here he is with a girl.
Karan!
You've started to look like Jeet because you've been hanging out with him.
I am Jeet, not Karan.
I'm not as honest as Karan although I look like one.
-Karan. -Sanju...
Take this aspirin and eat something.
You're on a diet, right?
And then, you can fight with me as much as you want.
I love you, Sanjana. I really, really do and I'm so sorry.
Promise me you'll never criticize me behind my back.
And you'll look after me like this.
I promise.
I'll freshen up.
Hello, dear, you didn't come home last night.
Were you at your friend's?
-Good morning, Dad. -You?
We've been together since last night. In my house. In my bedroom.
My daughter was with you? In your house? And in your bedroom?
-Where is she? -She's gone to the bathroom to freshen up.
-To freshen up? -Any message?
My message is for you, not her.
Yes, we'll get him married as soon as we find a girl.
But the girl should be beautiful. You won't find such a boy.
He was brought up here,
but he has been instilled with Indian values.
Yes. Finally, you heard my prayers.
I can guarantee it. He's my friend's son.
Goodbye.
If all beautiful girls in our community get married to other guys,
what will happen to Bhavesh?
He'll get married. He's still a kid.
Mom, Dhruv is a kid. I'm not a kid.
What happened to him?
He's grown up. That's all.
When you were of his age, you had two kids.
Our son is a good man.
Although he lives here, he didn't marry a foreigner.
Shouldn't we think about marrying him off
with a girl from the community?
Yes, you're right.
I'm getting married and you're crying?
Man, this is good news.
From here... A man can survive if he jumps off from here.
But he can't survive if he gets married. Do you get me?
What are you saying?
I don't argue with women.
Jeet, you're my friend.
You should be happy for me.
You're feeling happy as if you're marrying Jennifer Lopez.
You're marrying a village girl from Gujarat.
-Karan! -Man, thanks for the support.
You've not yet boarded the flight to Gujarat.
Your happiness and smile is under your control.
I say, you should miss the flight.
Yes, whatever. I'm happy, aren't I?
But all three of you should come to Gujarat.
Why would I come to Gujarat? I'm against this marriage anyway.
All three of you have to come to select the girl.
Man, at least do some things yourself.
Don't invite him.
Because it's possible he'll prompt your in-laws
to get divorced before the wedding.
He'll prompt the priest to get divorced.
He's such a lawyer, he'll get the horse and the mare divorced.
Only a mare is used in Indian weddings, not a horse.
Forget about horses, but at least you two have to come.
Stop!
Take this 500 rupees and get down.
Don't board it again.
He was playing so wonderfully. We had a great time.
I'm traveling by train after such a long time.
Remember, I traveled by this same train to go to the city to get my passport.
We could have come comfortably by car.
But no. Your dad wanted to travel by train.
He hasn't traveled by train for a long time.
Let's do one thing. Let's leave them here.
Bhavesh, where will we stay?
He is dad's childhood friend.
We'll stay at his house and choose a girl.
Look, Bhavesh, a man with a turban like him will be your dad's friend.
And your bride will look like that woman.
Wow! Hail Gujarat! Everything's as it was.
Welcome, welcome, salutations. Salutations.
Here's your dad's friend.
-Where's Mr. Vijay Singh? -He's waiting for you outside.
That's dad's friend.
-Welcome. Welcome home. -Hello, Vijay.
Your dad must have given him those goggles and suit.
They store it with good care.
When an NRI arrives, they wear it to welcome him.
He'll take you in a bullock-cart to his house.
-Bhavesh, come on. -Come on.
-This is my younger son. -I see.
-Bhavesh, this is my friend, Vijay Singh. -Greetings.
-Touch his feet and seek his blessings. -That's all right.
And these are his friends, Karan and Sanjana.
Come on, let's get in the car.
Aren't we going in this?
Oh, no, son.
Those are my cars.
Come on. Shall we? Come.
Bhavesh, all of you can get in that car.
Now tell me. Which bullock-cart do you prefer?
Come on.
Please come.
Mr. Jadeja, if you don't mind, this palace and the museums,
we can see it later.
It was a long journey. Sanjana is tired as well.
Please, take us home first.
No. This is my home. This is where I live.
Welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable. Feel at home.
And, yes, these are our chefs.
Continental, Chinese, and good old Indian.
-Now tell me. What cuisine do you prefer? -"Chinese?"
It's been so many years since I've had Kathiawadi food.
Really? So, let's have it.
Chef, you'll prepare the food.
There. That's my daughter.
-Come, dear Prachi. -I'm so sorry, Papa. I'm late.
This is my childhood friend, your Uncle Darshan.
And she's my sister-in-law.
-Bless you. -Hello.
And this is his son, Bhavesh.
-Hi, Bhavesh. -Hi.
And this is Bhavesh's friend, Karan.
-And this is Sanjana. -Hi, Karan. Hi, Sanjana.
Prachi, show them to their rooms first.
Why are you throwing these perfumes and chocolates in the dustbin?
When we left from there, I thought Sanju and I would give these gifts
to the people at whose house we will stay.
But I can't give these to even their servants.
Even if I do, they will throw it at your face.
Where are you off to?
To look for a girl for Bhavesh.
Is it your son who wants to get married or you?
What do you mean?
If he likes a girl, we can go to meet the girl.
Brother is right.
What's right in that?
What will Bhavesh know about what to look for in a girl?
He's just a kid.
If he's a kid, why are you getting him married?
Take my advice. Let him go alone.
He has to spend his life with the girl.
If he goes alone, he'll be able to choose the right girl.
-We have an agent to go along. -What agent?
My name is Anokhelal Vivaahi.
Just assume your marriage is fixed.
Here he comes.
Yes, your turn will come soon. Now hang up.
-Good day, sir. -Good day.
Where's the groom? If I see him once, I can do the pitching.
He's the agent, Anokhelal Vivaahi.
-He's my childhood friend, Mr. Darshan. -Hello.
Sir, I might run into a problem to find a bride for him.
Actually, he's too old. Sir, will second-hand do?
I've called you here for his son, not for him.
-Him! -Him?
He's as handsome as I.
I'll find a girl for him in a jiffy.
Are you returning from a wedding?
Me? No. Why?
There's a decorated car waiting outside.
With priests from three religions.
That car? You're mistaken.
You know, these NRI's arrive by one flight and depart by the next.
I have to keep everything ready.
Whatever religion you belong to,
I'll get you married in a jiffy and send you off.
What can I do? This is business.
I have to provide top-class service.
-Hi, I'm Rashmi. -Bhavesh.
-Hi. -Hello.
-Hi. -Bhavesh, Rashmi is going
to take part in the Miss India contest. Say yes right away.
Later, if a company signs her on, she'll become public.
It doesn't matter.
Go on. He wants Miss World. Go on.
Hi, I'm Minal. Marry me.
If we don't get along well, you can divorce me after a year.
I'll get the citizenship and you'll be free.
Wonderful! Amazing!
You won't get a guarantee on a warranty anywhere else.
Yes, you will. You will find many.
Go on. He's through with you.
Don't worry. I have many more.
Hold on. Don't show me such girls.
I don't like it. Can't you show me their photographs first?
No, Bhavesh. Don't trust these photographs.
See them live.
Will you marry someone only looking at her photograph?
People get married through email these days.
Really? People here get married to a female.
Bhavesh, did you like any girl?
He liked them all. What wonderful girls!
This is not funny.
Anyway, I'm so tensed.
You'll only find such girls if you leave Cape Town
and come here to get married.
Bhavesh, what kind of a girl do you want?
The girl should be educated and decent.
I mean, she should also be good-looking.
I mean, she should also be good-natured.
A girl is a girl. How can I...
Bhavesh, why are you so confused? You've come to choose a bride.
And you don't know how she should be?
You don't know him, Prachi.
He hasn't dated a girl although he lives in Cape Town.
He says he'll get married first, and then romance.
-No alcohol. -No non-veg.
Nothing.
But I think that's a good quality.
I just remembered something important. I'll see you guys later.
Dear Rajesh, did you get the consignment?
Bhavesh, don't worry.
I'll show you more girls tomorrow. I have many more.
Tell me if you liked any of the girls you met today.
-Prachi. -Prachi.
What? Prachi?
Bhavesh likes Prachi! Bhavesh likes Prachi!
Congratulations, we've found the bride!
We've found the bride! Congratulations.
Yes, Brother. We like Prachi very much.
Yes, I'm wondering why we didn't think of her before.
Vijay, we're already friends.
Why don't we become relatives? Say yes.
Darshan, I don't impose my decisions on my children.
Prachi, Bhavesh likes you.
And that's what they want.
Now what is your opinion?
Papa.
I need some time to think.
Is he out of his mind?
He has betrayed his own.
Bhavesh likes Prachi. What's wrong in that?
-What's wrong? -Yes?
He makes pickles in Cape Town
and this man has three chefs in his house.
He brought us here with so much respect.
Allowed us to stay in his palace. And now he'll kick us out.
Karan...
He won't give you even a bullock-cart to go back!
-Prachi! -You took her name again?
No, she's coming.
She's got some servants with her.
They're coming to throw our belongings out.
I'll carry my luggage.
What do you want to ask?
What? I don't understand.
When you go to meet a girl, don't you ask her questions?
I've come to answer your questions.
What?
I'm ready to marry you.
You said yes?
I don't want to ask anything else.
This is enough.
Karan!
The girl felt shy
She felt happy
There are wedding preparations In the house
The girl felt shy
She felt happy
There are wedding preparations In the house
The drums are playing
Darling, remove your veil
The drums are playing
Darling, remove your veil
It's time to unite with your lover
There are wedding preparations In the house
The girl felt shy
She felt happy
There are wedding preparations In the house
The henna on both palms is so colorful
When the turmeric is applied to her body
She's like a fragrant flower
When the turmeric paste Is applied to her body
She's like a fragrant flower
The moment she started to glow
The heart started to beat faster
The moment she started to glow
The heart started to beat faster
She has brought a strange kind of joy
There are wedding preparations In the house
The girl felt shy
She felt happy
There are wedding preparations In the house
She's beautiful
My girl is so beautiful
She's beautiful
Whatever happens in love
She's beautiful
My girl is so beautiful
She's beautiful
Songs are sung in the streets
Songs are sung in the courtyard
Songs are sung in the streets
Songs are sung in the courtyard
The wedding procession has arrived At the bride's house
Let the anklets tinkle Let the bangles jingle
There's excitement in the air.
Go!
There are wedding preparations In the house
The girl felt shy
She felt happy
There are wedding preparations In the house
Karan, you used to always ask me when I'd marry you.
Will you marry me right now, on this wedding dais?
What?
Bless you. Bless you.
-Bhavesh. -Yes.
I had never imagined my daughter will go away from me one day.
Keep her happy.
Don't worry. I'll look after Prachi.
I'll always keep her happy.
Why such sadness and gloominess on such a happy occasion?
Come on, guys. It's your turn now.
There's still time for the court orders.
You'll be divorced after a while. We'll celebrate after that.
-First, for the wedding, and second... -Second?
You'll be heading the new company branch.
Sir...
My wife will be very happy to hear this news.
But, sir, if you approve my leave application...
You've just been to India for a month to get married.
Sir, it's my honeymoon.
There were four strong contenders for this post.
But I recommended your name.
I thought when you got married, you will have more responsibilities.
What could be a better wedding present for you?
-But, sir... -You'll have to join tomorrow.
You're so lucky for me. I love you.
As soon as I got married, I got promoted.
Now we'll go on a 30-day honeymoon, not 15.
What happened?
Darling, there's a small problem.
I'll have to take over my new division tomorrow.
So, darling, we have to postpone our honeymoon.
What?
I had dreamt of so many things for our honeymoon.
We would roam around all day.
I would go shopping non-stop.
And you would carry the bags and walk behind me.
We would be at the cafe.
You would bring food for me.
We would get tired and reach the hotel, and later, you would be massaging my legs.
I won't hear anything.
I'll go on a honeymoon. That's it.
Sanju, why are you hell-bent on going for a honeymoon?
We've been together for four years.
We've celebrated so many honeymoons.
Familiarity breeds contempt, right?
-Sanjana... -No! No! It's my fault.
I allowed you so many liberties before marriage.
Now that we're married, there's no need for romance.
We'll surely celebrate our honeymoon.
-Go away. -Sanju, open the door.
You're well familiar with me, right?
You are fed up of me, right?
This is our honeymoon suite.
You like it?
This is our master bedroom.
And this is our bed.
Isn't it romantic?
Do you know what's in the bathroom?
Do you want to know?
Look, isn't it romantic?
Bhavesh, tell me something.
Have you been here with someone before?
No.
Then how do you know this room so much in detail?
I'd seen the brochure on the net while booking it.
-Bhavesh, you... -Prachi.
Why would I come to this honeymoon suite?
You're my first wife. My first kiss. And my first love.
This is the first time I've jumped on the bed.
All right. No need for so many explanations.
Hi.
-Where's the lady of the house? -She's sleeping.
You're working alone? You were better off earlier.
You used to cook for yourself. Now you have to cook for two.
It would have been better if you found a paying guest.
You'd have at least received some rent from him.
We just got married.
It's not right to make her do all the work.
Gradually, she'll do everything.
I hope she doesn't get in the habit of not working.
You don't know these girls.
What can I do? I'm like this.
I know.
Anyway, I'm taking a shower. Help yourself.
Old friendships are like this.
You ask for tea, and then you make it yourself.
Karan!
Welcome, Princess.
The servant prepared lunch for you and has gone to take a shower.
Now that I've seen your face early in the morning,
my day will be very bad.
You're not going to be lucky for me.
I'm scared for the first time.
I hope I don't get caught in court for taking a bribe.
Here you are. I didn't attend your wedding.
That's why I've brought a gift for you.
Handle it with care. It's a special gift.
What's so special in it?
You know, when you are newly married, it feels good.
A few days later, there are arguments, and when you are going to separate,
things get divided and people get real nasty with photographs.
They tear the photographs down the middle.
I don't like it.
That's why I've brought such a photo frame
which opens very easily.
You will have your photograph. He'll have his.
You're happy and so is he. And I'm happy, too.
You're such a good friend of Karan's.
You arranged for the divorce along with the wedding gift.
Yes, what can I do? My heart is like that.
I know how your heart is.
I can sense things which are going to happen.
The way you're behaving with Karan,
it's possible that you will divorce each...
I'm trying to say that a guy wakes up in the morning,
prepares breakfast, goes to office and works hard,
comes back home and prepares food for two,
does the laundry, cleans the floor,
goes to the bedroom, and works twice as hard.
Isn't it your duty to help him?
Shouldn't you help him with the household chores?
-I should. -Did you get it?
I did.
"Formula No. 153. If you want to seduce girls,
decorate the room with white vanilla candles.
Formula No. 154. Adorn the room with white fragrant flowers
that makes girls more sensual."
Wow!
"Formula No. 155. Soft romantic music which uses more violin.
That kindles emotions."
Bhavesh, did you sleep in there?
No.
I've woken up after all these years.
Vanilla candles?
White flowers?
Such a deceit.
Prachi!
Isn't it romantic?
This formula is not even in my diary.
How does she know this?
Dad!
What is it? Just tell me.
Surprise, darling.
Okay.
Wow!
There's warm water in the tub.
I've ironed your night suit and kept it on the bed.
Freshen up and come. Dinner will be served.
Happy?
I feel so bad that you used your delicate hands to do all this.
I didn't do this. Samantha did.
Who is Samantha?
-Our new maid. -What?
-Hello. -She has an assistant as well.
I'll have to pay them a handsome salary.
Yes.
What happened?
She has hired a maid who herself has an assistant.
She's taking away my month's salary.
If I keep them, I'll have to work part-time.
What nonsense!
If you work all day at the office,
you'll get away from the household chores.
I'll do everything.
But don't you give any advice to Sanjana. Do you get me?
No one appreciates free advice.
Bhavesh, get up.
Bhavesh, get up, please.
We haven't gotten out of bed for three days.
Please Bhavesh, get up.
Now the waiters recognize us by our hands.
Please get up.
Give me a kiss.
We have been doing nothing.
We're going on a drive. Come on, get up.
Come on, let's go faster.
Drive faster, Bhavesh.
Have you never driven a girl in a car before?
You'll never understand the thrill
of kissing your girlfriend in a speeding car.
-What? She knows this too. -You don't know.
The thrill of kissing in a speeding car is totally different.
Bhavesh, what happened?
What's wrong? Bhavesh! What's wrong?
What is it? What happened?
Prachi, how do you know all this?
You belong to a village in Gujarat...
Did you...
No, Bhavesh.
I should have told you earlier.
But I couldn't summon the courage.
What... What do you want to say?
I...
-Bhavesh, I have read... -What?
I read your diary long ago.
Yes, your black book which contains all your formulas.
I also read in it
that you want to see your girlfriend in your wife.
I love you.
You're my love, you're my one and only
You're my love, you're my
This life of ours
This new life of ours.
In our love, it has changed so much
This life of ours
This new life of ours
In our love, it has changed so much
The heart beats faster
I'm getting crazier
I wonder where all this will lead us
The desires in my heart
Will be fulfilled after meeting you
The desires in my heart
Will be fulfilled after meeting you
My heart goes wild
Thinking that you'll be my life partner
The paths of love are glowing
There's a twinkle in the eyes
As if there's happiness in every corner
The fragrance all around
The ambience so colorful
Every moment is so lucky
The desires in my heart
Will be fulfilled after meeting you
This life of ours
This new life of ours
Two hearts, two lovers
Who knows what will happen next moment
We are so ignorant
The excitement of love
It drives you crazy
What's our fault in it?
Why would anyone stop our merriment?
That's what makes life so young
The desires in my heart
Will be fulfilled after meeting you
The desires in my heart
Will be fulfilled after meeting you
This life of ours
This new life of ours
In our love it has changed so much
The heart beats faster
I'm getting crazier
I wonder where all this will lead us
The desires in my heart
Will be fulfilled after meeting you
The desires in my heart
Will be fulfilled after meeting you
This new life of ours...
Hello, dear. How are you? Is everything fine?
Everything is fine, Papa.
How was the honeymoon?
It was wonderful, Papa.
And Bhavesh is very nice.
He is bound to be nice. He's my friend's son after all.
You don't know my friend.
He'll never let you miss me.
-Hello. -Bhavesh, you've returned?
-How are you, Prachi? -Fine.
-How was the honeymoon? -It was wonderful.
-Uncle! -Hey, How are you?
Hip haircut? How cool! Mom, I want this haircut too.
Should we change his hairstyle too?
Come, Prachi. Meet Dad.
Hello, Dad.
Hello.
Bhavesh, what's all this?
No, Dad. While shaving, I cut my mustache a little,
so I shaved it all.
It will grow in a few days.
Why are you lying? I got his mustache shaved.
Doesn't he look handsome? I've changed his complete look.
I can get you a makeover, too.
-You'll look real smart. -Why not?
I look like a fool now.
Dear, go to your room. You must be tired.
Bhavesh, take her to your room.
Come.
What happened to her leg?
Dad, she slipped in the bathroom.
You lied again?
Dad, you don't know how romantic he is.
There was a lake on the highway on our way back.
He said we bathe in a bathroom under a shower and in a tub.
-Let's bathe in open air. -Let's go.
-Come on. -Let me tell him.
-Then we jumped in the lake. And... -Let's go.
And while having fun, I got...
You don't know, he's not as innocent as he looks.
-And... -Let's go. Come on.
Dad, I have lots to tell you about him.
-Come on. -Got afraid of dad, didn't you?
Are you crazy? How can you talk to dad like that?
Why? What happened?
He's very conservative. He doesn't like all this.
-What do you mean? -Romance. Love.
He thinks all this is nonsense.
But we're a married couple.
If we don't romance each other, then what's the use?
Please, I know you're just fooling around.
I could see he was gesturing to mom with his eyes.
He was trying to tell her to shut you up.
Prachi, please understand.
If you play a disco tune during the Garba, he breaks the speaker.
What?
I grew up on Theple in Cape Town.
I know him. He's my father. Not your papa.
If he becomes my friend, he'll become my papa.
You look good without them, don't you?
Are you mad? Dad will kill me.
Bhavesh shaved off his mustache ,why don't you do it too?
Yes, the younger daughter-in-law got his mustache shaved,
the elder one will disgrace us.
Bakula should shave off her hair and I should blacken my face.
Dad?
-Karan, I'm sleeping. -Okay, okay.
What kind of driving is this, Karan?
And do you know why?
I slept while driving.
I've forgotten what sleeping is like.
I wake up at 6:00 a.m. and do the household chores.
I go to the office and work all day.
And at night, your parties last till 4:00 a.m. or 5:00 a.m.
What can I do? We married in India.
I have so many friends and relatives.
They are bound to throw a party on account of my marriage.
-Why did you apply the brake? -Get out of the way!
I would have happily died if you had crashed it against me.
Now I understand.
We'll never party after this.
Why are you not eating?
Yes.
I've prepared breakfast for the first time.
I hope you like it.
What is it? Are you unwell?
-No... -He's fine.
His pants are getting tighter.
Daughter-in-law has put him on a diet.
Mom, I think all of you should look after your health.
Dad, you're so old and look at the food you eat. It's so oily.
You'll have high cholesterol.
Should I prepare this breakfast for everyone from tomorrow?
These English channels have spoiled everyone.
In order to become slim, people eat such diet food.
Pick it up. Take it away!
Forget about pasta and have this patra.
You've been eating it since childhood. Now eat it.
We have to work hard in the office.
That's why we have to eat this. Come on, eat.
You've prepared it lovingly. I'll eat it, too.
I prepared diet food, so that you could become slim.
You'll put on weight if you eat food prepared by both mom and wife.
Should I go to the office?
No.
Now?
Jignesh, the container of pickles has arrived from Baroda.
Did Bhavesh take the delivery?
No. He was supposed to, but he hasn't yet.
I have been getting a busy signal on his extension for an hour.
I wonder whom he is talking to.
-I miss you a lot. -Me, too.
Breakfast was too good.
You're a better cook than mom.
-Liar. -Really. I swear.
-I miss you very much. -Really?
Shall we go again?
When are you coming back home?
Dad won't allow me to come. I have to work here.
You do that every day.
We do that every day as well.
All right. I'll hang up now.
Fine. Give me a kiss.
Absolutely not. Come home and you'll get it.
Please give me a kiss.
Okay.
That was for my cheek.
Kiss my lips. Please.
Did you get it?
Bhavesh?
Family matters should be left back at home.
Yes.
-Explain this to Prachi, too. -Okay.
Come home.
No, I'm going home. Your wife will be angry with me.
I'm very happy today.
I'm coming home at 8:00 p.m. after a long time.
I don't have to go out for a party.
We'll have a couple of drinks, have dinner, and go to sleep.
I don't think that's possible.
-See for yourself. -Come on.
What's happening in your house?
You were right.
You don't have to go out for a party.
You have to come to a party. Come on.
-Hi. Hello. How are you? -Fine.
I've informed everyone that we'll host all the parties from now on.
You don't like to drive late at night, right?
That's why I've thrown a party at home.
-Are you happy now? -Yes.
Your wife is so amazing. She should be a lawyer.
I mean, what a move.
Bhavesh and Prachi have been waiting for you. Come.
Karan, go change quickly.
He needs a change. He's married after all.
Don't party so much.
-So, you're Jeet? -You know me?
-Yes. -That's my wife, Prachi.
Sister Prachi, did you play Dandiya with him or not?
I've heard a lot about you.
You have not heard too much. I deserve more praise.
The look she gives me. She respects me a lot.
I donâ€™t know why.
By the way, don't think you're alone.
If you need a divorce at midnight, I'm at your service. I'm here.
Oh, no. I hope we don't need your services.
You'll need me.
Married couples need me.
Bhavesh and I will be together till our seven lives.
Our lives start from the eighth life.
Being together for so long is quite difficult.
-What will you have? Bacardi or wine? -What?
-Your drink... Did you tell her or not? -Bhavesh.
-He doesn't drink. -I don't drink what?
Don't hit him. He doesn't drink.
Bhavesh, he's your best friend, isn't he?
He knows you don't drink.
Then why was he asking?
-Do you really... -Do you believe him?
-He is... -There you are. This is what happens.
First, marriage, then suspicion. Then quarrels and then divorce.
At that time, a capable lawyer like me proves useful.
Husband, wife, and I.
Jeet, this is enough.
Go, mind your business.
-This is my business. -You're spoiling everything.
-Go do your work. -Don't get scared by his anger.
I know all his secrets. I know everything.
I know where he goes and does the Garba.
All right, I'm lying.
-It was a great party, wasn't it? -Forget Karan's party.
We'll throw a grander wedding party.
-And we'll call everyone. -Really?
Prachi.
Dad?
A daughter-in-law should not come back home so late at night.
She's new here, but Bhavesh at least you know our family values.
Be careful the next time.
Okay.
Tell me. What's your problem?
Our daughter-in-law is a foreigner. My son fell in love with her.
The mistake we made was we agreed to the marriage
-because we love our son. -I see.
She loves my son very much.
Keep quiet.
That was in the past, but now there's no peace in the house.
-Daughter-in-law wears skimpy clothes. -Oh, I see.
We go to the temple early morning and she's coming back home from the disco.
Okay.
I apply oil to my head and she applies it all over her body.
-Oh, how sweet. -Everything was fine
when she first came in the house just after their marriage.
Be quiet, please.
Whatever your fees maybe, I'm willing to...
Shut up.
Aunt, please come with me.
-How long has this been going on? -What?
His telling you to keep quiet.
What can I say?
The day we got married, he started telling me to shut up.
And you're tolerating all this with a smile?
What?
-His telling you to keep quiet. -Yes.
Don't you feel bad?
How can I feel bad now? We've been married for so long.
I'm used to it now.
Who does the household chores, then?
It's my house, so I have to do it.
-Now you won't have to. -What?
I've seen many people who get married,
so that their wives do all the work for free.
You've served him so well. What have you received in return?
All these insults?
I'll help you get your right. I'll help you get a divorce from this man.
No, son. At this age, where will I go after my divorce?
You won't go anywhere. He'll leave the house.
I'll get you so much alimony,
you'll keep two maids and live like a queen.
Really?
What are you talking to her in private? Talk to me.
You'll have to talk to me now. You can't talk to her.
I'm getting you two divorced.
-Why? -Why?
You're harassing a poor woman. You scare her with your mean voice.
-You always shut her up. -Divorce?
-Come home quietly. -Be quiet!
-What have you said to her? -Be quiet!
Bakula!
-Bakula, come on. -Coming!
Switch on Guru's channel.
Dad, 15 minutes more. It's the film's climax.
And this is my favorite film.
Anger is an enemy of a decent man.
When you get angry, you're not able to think wisely.
You can get rid of anger when you can...
This is too much! He's like a Gujarati Hitler.
-Prachi... -No, Bhavesh.
Mom watches her soaps on the weekdays,
while dad watches his devotional channel on weekends.
Why would I not get angry?
Bhavesh, I want a TV in our room.
It's a rule in our house. No separate TV.
Wow, one more rule.
Prachi, Dad says they show too many adult channels here.
Children may get influenced by it.
-Who is a kid? -Dhruv.
Brother and sister-in-law don't have a TV in their room
because Dhruv is a kid. We don't have a kid.
-Come on, Prachi... -Bhavesh, I get bored all day.
-Listen, Prachi... -Bhavesh! Prachi!
Come for lunch!
Come on, Prachi. Shall we have lunch?
I'm not coming. You may go.
You know it's Sunday. We lunch together on Sundays.
I know. One more rule.
Go to your joint family.
I'm a prisoner today. I'll eat food in my cell, else I won't.
All right. Do one thing. I'll eat with my family.
You have lunch with me. Please.
Fine. Go on. I'll keep this and come.
Hurry up.
Where is daughter-in-law?
She's coming.
Dad.
I was thinking of having a TV in my room.
Prachi gets bored all day.
So I thought I should have TV in our room.
No.
It's not about TV, but about the family values.
She wants a separate TV now. She'll want a separate house later.
And then she'll divide the country.
Ever since you got married, I've been wondering
why she agreed to marry you.
Now I understand.
Both father and daughter must have thought
they won't find a guy who is crazy about her.
He'll go back to India because she'd ask him to.
He'd become a live-in son-in-law and handle her father's business.
Dad, if we wanted a live-in son-in-law
there was no dearth of such boys in Gujarat.
We liked your family. We liked Bhavesh.
That's why I left my papa and came here.
I don't care what you think about me.
But don't say anything about my papa.
I can't hear anything against him.
You're really patriotic towards Gujarat.
Your father is thousands of miles away
and here you can't hear anything against your dad.
And look at him. His father is sitting right in front of him
and he tolerates his father being insulted.
Prachi, how dare you talk to Dad like that?
I'll apologize right now.
But first tell me what wrong have I said.
I said just apologize to him.
Is this how you talk to Dad?
Come on, eat.
Prachi, open the door.
-No. -Prachi, try to understand.
No, Bhavesh. What you did was wrong.
I won't mind if you don't support me,
but at least you shouldn't have supported Dad.
-I know you're right. -Then why didn't you say so?
How would that have helped?
In fact, he'd have felt bad.
Don't you care that I felt bad?
What had he said before our wedding? He treated me like his daughter.
Now he doesn't want me to be his daughter-in-law.
Don't watch TV at home. Don't call at the office.
Don't go out at night.
Don't sit together in front of Dad.
Such strict rules. It's worse than a prison.
And I'm your wife, not your girlfriend.
Can't you say anything to your dad?
What do I tell him? What?
Come fight with me. The winner gets his say.
I've become like a table tennis ball.
You hit me from here and he hits me from there.
You say I support him. He says I'm your slave.
Where do I go?
Yes, I am listening. Breakfast is on the kitchen counter.
The geyser is switched on and your clothes...
Where are you, baby?
I'm driving to work.
How can you go to work today?
What's so special today?
It's our anniversary, Karan.
It's been a year already?
I was so busy doing household chores, I didn't realize it.
Very funny.
Four months! It's been four months.
We have to celebrate, Karan.
It's been only four months.
Who celebrates their anniversary only after four months?
What do you mean?
You know what? You can't think of anything else sitting at home.
That's why you celebrate such meaningless anniversaries.
-Meaningless anniversary? -Shucks.
What?
Don't you dare hang up on me again, Karan.
It's an offence. It's a crime.
You used to talk to me on the phone before marriage.
No cop used to stop you then.
Now that we're married, there are cops after you?
Sanjana, I don't have time to quarrel with you right now.
So please, do what you do every day, which is nothing.
And let me do my work. Bye.
You must have liked the presentation.
The computer can do all kinds of impossible things.
Show something live. That would be fun.
There's one more thing which you should remember.
-What is that? -In a year, at least 18...
-Excuse me. -Either take the call or talk to me.
Why do you carry this phone?
That was a clingy client.
"Clingy client?"
Why weren't you taking the call?
Sanjana, what are you doing here?
Why weren't you taking the call?
-I didn't look. -But I looked from there.
You knew it was me and yet you didn't take my call.
-And then you made faces. Didn't he? -Yes.
Is it more important than our marriage?
-Sanjana. -Hi, I'm Sanjana.
-Hello. -My wife.
-Wife? -You tell me.
Can your meeting be more important than Karan's marriage?
-No. No. -Don't look there.
-Look here. -Look here.
Do you know it's our anniversary today?
-Congratulations! -And because of this stupid meeting
we've been quarrelling since morning.
Because of Karan's office, we couldn't go on a honeymoon.
-We didn't go on a honeymoon. -No.
-We didn't do any shopping. -No.
-I'm not like a doormat. -No. No.
-I will not tolerate all this. -No.
-Remember this. -I will.
You're responsible for anything that goes wrong with our marriage.
-Would you want that? -I... Together...
You're asking what the interest for the year would be.
Do you know how old you are?
-You won't live for a month... -Sanjana.
Sanju... Sanjana...
I think he is having a heart attack.
-Mr. Kheltani! Sir... Sir! -Attack, attack...
You scolded me even on our anniversary.
It's my anniversary, too.
-Come on. Let's go home. -I won't come.
-You have to come. -No!
I'll forcibly take you.
All right. Forcibly?
Listen, Sanju. If you want to quarrel, let's do it at home.
Come on. Let's quarrel at home.
-Why did you come here? -This is my dad's house.
After marriage, your husband's house becomes your house.
Bhavesh, Ultra.com looks good. Buy shares of this company.
-Yes. -Dad, that's a very risky script.
I've been studying the market for three months.
I don't think this company will be in business for too long.
Dad, I'm not wrong.
You're not saying something wrong.
But it's wrong that you're talking.
Women in our family don't interfere in business.
Because they know nothing about it.
I've done my MBA from IIM Ahmedabad.
I'm saying it after due consideration.
-Prachi... -Studying at an institute in Gujarat
and giving an expert opinion are two different things.
Bhavesh, the next time you take your wife out to dinner,
tell her to have a look at the waiters there.
There are many Indian waiters here who have completed these degrees.
Only then will she know the value of such degrees.
-Where are you going? -To work.
On a Sunday?
Can't I go to work on Sundays?
Why don't you say it flatly that you don't like me?
Why do you have to make excuses to go out?
Because of you, my client is in the ICU.
He suffered a heart attack.
I'm going to apologize to him. Okay?
What did you tell me yesterday?
I don't have anything to do?
So I've decided to work.
Good. Better late than never.
At least you've come to your senses.
Bring me some good interior decoration books
while coming back in the evening.
Interior decoration?
I'm starting an interior decoration business.
I was referring to household chores.
You know me. I don't know it. I've never done it.
Sanjana, at least try. You're married now.
I've gotten married. It's not like a reincarnation
that I'd become a homely wife from being an outgoing person.
You used to stay awake with me all night.
Now you want to sleep early.
Earlier, whenever I'd call you, you'd come running to me
leaving whatever you were doing.
Now you don't even pick up the phone.
Tell me something, Karan.
You used to do all the household chores before our marriage, isn't that right?
Now you have a problem doing those things.
Sometimes, I feel like you're not the Karan I love.
-You've changed so much after marriage... -You have to change.
Everyone has to change.
I wear this suit now. I look good in it, right?
If I wear it for a week without changing, it will stink.
You too have to change, Sanjana.
If you remain my girlfriend even after our marriage,
our relationship is bound to disintegrate.
We had such a great relationship before marriage.
There was so much love.
It was a big mistake to get married.
Okay. Karan wants me to work.
You?
I've come to apologize.
-How are you feeling now? -Why are you troubling me?
Sir, I've scolded my wife, Sanjana.
She'll never call me while I'm working.
Who was calling? Your wife?
Yes, sir.
Your wife?
Sir! Sir! I've switched off the phone.
-Sir! -I'm not dead yet, but I can die.
You didn't take her call the other day and she sent me here.
If she comes here, she'll send me directly to heaven.
Sir, she won't come today.
Sir, it's a question of my job.
Please don't sue my company.
-I won't. -Thank you, sir.
Sir, please forgive me.
-Are you leaving or not? -Please relax, sir.
Or else, I'll go...
-What happened here? -We got it under control now.
But there was a fire on the seventh floor.
Sanjana! Sanjana!
Karan!
Sanjana, I was so worried.
I was afraid something happened to you.
Where were you?
You didn't take my call and there was fire here.
Darling, what's the connection between your call and the fire?
I switched on the washing machine to wash your clothes.
But I don't know how to switch it off.
Damn! Damn! Damn!
I searched for the catalogue, but I couldn't find that, too.
I pulled the wire to remove the plug.
And that started the fire.
I ran away.
-You ran away? -Yes.
Ran away?
Why did you think of washing the clothes?
You gave me a long lecture this morning.
So I thought, "Let me try."
But you're not even encouraging me or appreciating me. No.
Karan, I tried. So what if it backfired?
Backfired? Backfired!
Everything has been backfiring since our wedding.
First, my boss scolded me. Then the client.
And now, my house was on fire.
I'm extremely tensed. Don't criticize me.
Should I hug you and tell you, "What a fabulous job you've done"?
You can't switch things on and off.
I can't.
There was no need for me to do these things in papa's house.
We had servants there.
Then why don't you live there?
Destroy that baldy's house, burn it down.
I'll give you the bomb. You won't even need a wire.
But why are you destroying my house?
Your house?
I used to think this was our house.
Fine. I'm going.
To my house.
I won't come back.
I've ruined my life by marrying you.
Oh, God!
Papa! Papa!
What happened, my dear?
What happened?
Karan has hurt me a lot.
I won't go back to that house. I hate him, Papa. I hate him.
I've always told you he's not worthy of you, but you...
All right, don't worry. Don't cry. I'll handle it.
-Stop! -Karan, where are you going?
Stop!
So, have you done what you wanted?
Are you happy now?
I'll get married. I'll start a family.
Your wife burnt down your house and left.
He started again.
Jeet, Karan is already upset, and you're adding insult to injury.
-Insult? Just wait there. -That's right.
I want to add champagne to this injury.
Come with me.
Let's go have some drinks.
Jeet, not today.
I might have gone overboard with Sanju. I'm going to bring her home.
We were going to celebrate because she left.
-Why are you going to bring her home? -Because she's his wife.
Hold on!
What has she done to him to be called his wife?
Ask him. What has she done?
Your biggest mistake is that she gets angry with you and leaves
and you go to bring her back.
She should come back by herself. Only then will she change.
Else she'll burn down your house, furniture, and clothes.
-Excuse me. -What?
I've come from Mr. Jugran's house to pick up Sanjana's belongings.
-Who has sent you? -Sanjana.
What is your problem?
Why do you always insult an honest man?
Why do you insult your family members?
I can't take this.
-Shucks! -There's only ashes left of the house.
Take it and smear it on the baldy's head.
Take the washing machine along.
Show it to the baldy and tell him to teach his daughter some things.
Sanjana has said she doesn't want to talk to you.
I don't want to talk to her either.
Now her lawyer will talk to you.
Lawyer? Don't threaten him about a lawsuit
in the presence of a lawyer.
Do you think there's no lawyer here?
Before you send him a notice, we'll send you a notice.
Do you think he's alone?
Jeet, what are you saying?
Karan, this is wrong.
-I'll talk to Sanjana. -You won't talk to her now.
He's right. Hey, go away!
-This has happened because of you. -Because of me?
Of course. Before marriage, you pacified her and brought her.
After marriage, he persuaded her to come back home.
You took him to your marriage and you got married.
And you seated him on a time bomb.
You've always been against marriage.
Marriage! Marriage! Marriage! What's so special about marriage?
In a love marriage, a man goes towards his doom by himself.
In an arranged marriage, his family pushes him towards his doom.
Either way, he goes towards his doom.
Look at yourselves.
You used to look so jolly. Now you look so sad.
I'll make you happy.
Prachi!
Yes, Dad.
Women in this house ask me what food should be prepared.
You took such a big decision without informing me.
You want to do a job?
No, Dad. I won't do the job. I had just applied for it.
The other day, you said Indian degrees have no value here.
Look, I've got the appointment letter.
So, you did this to show me down?
-No, Dad. This... -Prachi, apologize to dad and go in.
Dad, you're misunderstanding me.
You can never understand someone's wrong standpoint.
I say, apologize to him.
I'm not wrong in my viewpoint. It's just a new way of thinking.
-Prachi, be quiet! -Why should I?
Great! Your father has provided you with good education,
but he has not instilled good manners and values in you.
Dad, don't drag my dad in this.
He still lives in Gujarat, his birthplace
and runs a business ten times bigger than yours.
He doesn't stay away from his country and pretend to be cultured.
Neither does he suppress little joys of his family
-in the name of good values. -Prachi!
Come, dear. Let's go in.
Come.
I have heard everything from Prachi.
It's not a serious matter.
There are some things in this family that are troubling her.
If she has problems with it, she should live separately.
Buy your daughter a house.
I had thought if Prachi lives in a joint family, she'll not feel lonely.
But if you think she'll be happy if she lives separately,
then it's all right.
I'll buy her a house.
But first, let's hear what Bhavesh has to say about this.
What has Bhavesh got to do with this?
Bhavesh has everything to do with this.
Prachi is his wife, he is her husband.
He'll live with her.
Bhavesh is my son. He will not go anywhere.
Your daughter has problems. She should leave.
What did I tell you the other day in my house?
I never impose my decisions on my daughter.
It's about Bhavesh's personal life.
Prachi is his wife. He'll take the decision.
Speak up, son.
Speak up.
Answer me?
Bhavesh has been instilled with the values of our family.
He doesn't raise his voice in front of elders.
He doesn't raise his voice in front of his elders?
He only raises his hands on his wife in front of his elders.
Right?
Speak, answer me.
Come on, dear.
The guy, who can't choose between right and wrong,
who can't stand by his wife when she needs him,
how can he give you the respect a wife deserves?
Let's go.
I've got the copy of the divorce judgement.
This is for you.
And this is for you.
No, Dad. I won't go back.
That's a very small town.
How will you face everyone there?
I don't want you to feel humiliated because of me.
I can stay here, Papa.
And I've got a nice job, too.
I'll feel good if I do something independently.
Lucky are those who get married and then get out of it.
I've got you out. Thank me and be happy.
Be happy.
Be my life partner
Keeping you for life, my life partner
Taking you for life, my life partner
Keeping you for life, my life partner
My eyes speak the truth and the lie
Hearing it, lovers are dumbfounded
I'm a storm, whoever I touch
He asks, what have you done?
Oh, darling
Give me, give me
Oh, darling, when two people fall in love
It sends a thrill through the veins
When the veins start to quiver
The body started to shake
Oh, darling, when two people fall in love
It sends a thrill through the veins
When the veins start to quiver
The body started to shake, oh, darling
I'm well-known all around the world
I have style
I have the charm To make you come here every moment
People say my charms are intoxicating
The one who falls under my spell
He thinks he has been deceived
Oh, darling
Oh, darling, when two people fall in love
It sends a thrill through the veins
When the veins start to quiver
The body started to shake, oh, darling
Whoever looks at you
Finds his world in you
You can make or break it
You have written his destiny
My charisma is like a spell
Once you are under my spell You won't recover
Oh, darling
Give me love, I will never let you go
Oh, darling, when two people fall in love
It sends a thrill through the veins
When the veins start to quiver
The body started to shake
Oh, darling
Jeet has sent us three urgent messages. I don't know why.
He must be in trouble. Let's hear it from the horse's mouth.
We're not going to spare you.
I'm getting married. It's not a crime.
You lectured us all this while and forced us to despise marriage.
You got us divorced and are getting married yourself?
This can't happen. We are ruined and you're marrying?
You've been scolding me non-stop.
If I tell you to jump off the 12th floor, will you jump?
If I'd advised you to kick your father out, would you have done that?
You two wanted a divorce. I helped you a little.
And you have put all the blame on me?
I told you to and you agreed.
Who was stopping you from getting married?
I was. Did you listen to me then? Did you?
The fact is you were fed up of your married life,
so you got a divorce.
Now that you are divorced, you're getting frustrated.
You'll never get married.
The wedding dais will be destroyed. Your wedding necklace will get lost.
-The priest's dhoti will catch fire. -Your horse will run away.
His wife will run away. The horse will be back.
-Even the girl can come back. -That's right.
-But, Jeet, you'll never be happy. -Shame on us.
Whatever happened is in the past.
But you're cursing me so much?
I'm so auspicious, if I go to someone's house
no evil eyes will be cast on him.
Curses and taunts will not have any effect on me.
But what kind of friends are you?
You haven't asked me where I found the girl.
How did such a big change happen in me?
-We won't ask you. -I'll tell you anyway.
Remember, when you got divorced,
and we had gone to the club house to celebrate?
There I met a girl.
I had dumped her as well.
But suddenly, she came to meet me.
Jeet!
Great! You came without informing?
-And you're shouting as well? -Who do you think I am?
I sing at the club. So do you think I have a bad character?
You will go out with me, then dump me?
Go around with you? Are you a kid? Did I carry you with me?
You're an adult. You can take your decisions.
You were with me of your own free will.
You loved me for some many days. Was your love not true?
I never pretend to love anyone.
-You can ask around. -Then why don't you marry me?
I've never proposed to anyone. You can ask around.
I don't believe in marriage.
But I do. And you have to marry me.
-Or else I'll... -Or else what?
I'll sue you for harassment and mental torture.
I'm a lawyer.
I win cases.
What proof do you have? And who will testify? The baker?
Who will testify?
They will testify.
Now, what will you do?
What can I do?
I can't kill you.
Because I love you.
I can't kill myself.
I have responsibilities.
It would be better if I leave you quietly.
Stop!
I've met many girls who fight for divorce in court.
But there are very few who fight to save their marriage.
You're one of them. How can I let you go?
Why did you trouble me so much?
What can I do? My heart is like this.
Come on!
The thing we should think about
is that parents raise their children and make them capable.
They make them independent.
The children do the same to their children.
The only one to stay with you till the end is your wife.
That's why husband and wife are life partners.
Life partners.
Be happy, my friend. Be happy.
Congratulations.
-Congratulations. -But you have to attend the wedding.
And you have to put on a smile.
Or else, the guests will run away.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Please welcome the bride and groom.
Please sit here.
Priest, stop it.
Don't read the wedding mantras, read his death mantras.
You are getting married after getting me divorced.
Five minutes! It will explode in five minutes.
All the doors are locked!
Here are the keys!
Here they go. You can jump.
You'll die if you jump.
And if you don't jump, you'll die anyway.
-Karan, stop her. -Instead of wasting your time,
why don't you pray to God?
You had dumped me.
And in the desire to be your wife, I'll lose my life.
What kind of girl are you?
Savitri fought Yamraj
to get back her husband's life. And you're fighting me?
She was his wife. We're not married yet.
-We'll surely get married. -I don't think we're going to get married.
If the bomb doesn't explode, we will get married.
As it is, I've apologized for my wrongdoings.
Those who have not apologized should do it now.
Otherwise if this bomb explodes,
you'll die and people will curse you after death.
So if anyone has to say something, he should do so.
I want to say something.
I want to apologize to Prachi.
Yes, Prachi. Forgive me.
During our wedding, I had vowed to be with you forever.
Not with my family.
But I left you for my family.
Please forgive me.
Dad...
God has given you everything.
But He didn't give you a daughter.
I pray to God to make me your daughter in my next life.
And my father-in-law should harass me a lot.
And I may have to leave my husband and my house.
Then I will see whether it hurts you or not.
Darshan, till now you've been saying
that even after living in a foreign country,
you stuck to your values and tradition.
Do you know what the greatest tradition is?
Marriage.
You forced Bhavesh to break his marriage?
To protect my children from being influenced by foreign culture,
I may have been too strict with them.
But in my last moments, I also want to apologize to all of you.
Forgive me.
I've hurt you a lot as well.
I've disgraced our friendship.
Forgive me.
Forgive me, too.
Your Gujarati soap...
Your Gujarati soap won't get over in 108 episodes.
Neither are you stopping, nor is he.
-Stop! -Let others speak.
Enough!
Nobody will speak now.
Time is about to get over.
Sanjana, what are you doing? Your dad is next to you.
Think about him.
My dad loves me very much.
He can't live without me.
-It'd be better if he dies with me. -What are you saying?
No. No. You shouldn't say that. You're being too emotional.
Sanjana, how can you kill Karan?
You were in love with him.
I was?
-I still love him. -What?
Shut up! I love you and that's my problem.
I can't live without you. That is also my problem.
Why do you care? I'll kill you before everyone.
Because I don't want you to get married again
and have fun after I die.
We'll live up there together.
Up there, they have no kitchen,
no household chores, no office work, nothing.
-Okay? -It looks like she's had two pegs.
Give her two more. She'll fall down.
The bomb will explode even if she falls.
If you love me so much, why did you leave my house?
-You scolded me! -Yes, I did.
A wife decorates her house, but you burned down my house.
It was burned down because I was working. But whenever I used to get angry with you,
you used to come to pacify me, right? Am I not right?
I wanted to come. Jeet stopped me.
You're still blaming me?
-Who sent my belongings? -You sent it first.
-You did. -I did?
-It's a lie! -Divorce papers. Divorce papers.
-Divorce papers. -You sent them first.
-You sent them first. Of course. -I did?
The bomb will explode.
-No. -He's lying before dying.
This is my dying declaration.
People believe the words of a dying man.
I'm not lying.
-Then what is the truth? -I'll tell you the truth.
The truth is that I'd asked for your belongings.
And I'd sent the divorce papers. I had lied to you.
-Papa... -I'm sorry.
Explosion!
Because of you, I have faced the truth.
Don't thank me. Thank Jeet.
All this has happened because of him.
As soon as I heard about Jeet's marriage, I called him up and cursed him.
After I talked to Sanjana, I found out
that her father was responsible for separating you.
You were so lonely after you separated from each other.
So was Bhavesh.
That's why I joined hands with Sanjana and hatched this plan.
That's why they spoke freely and all of you got reunited.
Why don't you do anything in the proper manner?
What can I do? This is how I am.
I know how you are.
Just a minute. Move back. Move back.
Tell me something.
Why haven't you ever hugged me?
Answer me.
-Dad. -You fool.
-By the way, you're a good actor. -Really?
Stop being an interior decorator
-and take some acting lessons. -No.
-I know the Ramsey brothers very well. -Will you?
-No, no, no. -Which was the film they made?
-Darwaza. -Chill. Chill.
Sir, this is Rajeev.
But Sophia told me that she got married to Ranvir!
Rajeev is very cunning.
He has found a trick to eat the fruit without opening his mouth.
This is nothing. My wife does such magical things.
Look at me. I was six feet tall, now I'm five feet tall.
-What happened? -Thank you.
Uncle, Grandpa knows how to laugh.
Look, don't leave your husband just because someone advises you to.
-But you had advised me... -He was someone else.
-But both of you look... -We don't share the same opinion.
-And here's my advice to you. -Yes.
You shouldn't tell your wife to keep quiet all the time.
Tell her, "I love you."
Because she's your life.
-That's why you call her life partner. -Yes.
Say "I love you" to her.
-I love you. -Be quiet.
Thank you. You reunited me with my wife.
What can I do? This is how I am.